Greetings, aspiring musicians! As you know, BandName City exists to provide high quality bandnames to young new bands who have not chosen a name yet. We also provide services to bands who already have a name, but are not satisfied with their name for whatever reason. Additionally, we can provide customized, individual band name consultation services in special circumstances. We DO NOT provide drummer location services, used instrument sales, or any type of drug rehab. We sell one thing: high quality band names. According to market research, a band's name is responsible for approximately 40% of a band's success. That's why it is critically important to select an appropriate name. The beauty of our band names lies in the fact that they can also be used as passwords in some cases. Remember that it is unethical and immoral to take a band name without paying for it. To ensure a guilt-free music career, we recommend properly paying for your chosen band name.

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." -- Robert A. Heinlein

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Last updated on February 18, 2002